Saturday 6 March 2010

HELL! THIS IS GETTING MORE BIZARRE BY THE SECOND


Esther Arunga and Joseph Hellon held another press conference at the Runda residence and revealed just how insane they are raised a number of issues.
Here is a shortlist of what I picked out from the short briefing on K24 news.
One, the political party is called The Placenta Party of Kenya because according to Hellon the country in a ‘gestation period’. And the party tag line is ‘taking back Kenya…change we can count on.’
Two, Hellon’s ‘code name’ as a president is Vendetta Super Nova *shaking head*
Three, they claim that Quincy’s life is in danger and that if he were to be killed, violence would erupt in Nairobi, Rift Valley and Nyanza I’m I being Punk’d? Where are the cameras?.
Four, this one is good. Ati, Larry King will leave the US to come interview him at his Runda home in June. Jeez!
Five, Esther will be meeting up with Sarah Palin later this year to exchange ideas.
Again, I will say it. Jesus take the wheel.

PHOTO/DUNCAN NDOTONO

15 comments:

  1. THEY ARE TRULLY LOST INCLUDING OUR DEAR ARUNGA.

    Placenta Party? Larry King to visit?

    Wah!!! Anybody who had hope Arunga would wake up...

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  2. I'm I been punk'd? Don't you mean AM I BEING punk'd? Si you try and stop aibishaing journalists! gosh

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  3. Eti she wants to meet Sarah Palin?

    How this woman got a law degree is beyond me.

    Sarah Palin is the biggest dunce who ever ventured into the American political scene. Few take her seriously. All beauty and little else.

    But then again, it appears they have a lot in common...

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  4. I was one of those that had hope on Arunga, but now I agree she has totally lost. Wilson Malaba must be saying to himself, "good riddance."

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  5. The more these two talk, the more hogwash their talk sounds...Larry King coming to Kenya??? thats bull but then agin we can wait for june..its only coupla days to go.

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  6. This woman is truly unstable.

    Larry King does not need to come to Kenya to conduct an interview. The show uses video conferencing quite a bit.

    Hellon and Esther have an exaggerated sense of self-importance.

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  7. Ai! Grace, you need to give me room to breathe!!!

    You are killing me with the "Jesus take the wheel" line.

    It is so apt - and downright hilarious. The song was written for this confused couple.

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  8. These guys are taking LSD drugs,they protray all the signs as per the book.Lets ignore them or else they will influence the youth.

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  9. l am really sad.I can't believe that life can reduce to a senseless human being while just a few months ago all the girls in Nairobi wanted to be her.Dear God what is happening? Just when you think this is the lowest they can sink, suddenly the sink further.Where is Hellon's wife in all of this?

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  10. Hehehehe! Entertaining stuff from these the two clowns. Lol, it's funny stuff on a dull rainy Monday. Keep the comedy coming brother Hellon and the supporting cast... Hehehe!

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  11. ... and the shit continue to flow ...thick and fast

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  12. Before I join the party, I would like to know is what party symbol for placenta party; ODM is a chungwa etc, so PPK will be some after-birth? AMA?

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  13. Sarah Palin & Esther Adongo, this is getting more sexy! Those are two hot people! Placenta Ni Mama na Mama!

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  14. Does Esther realize she is so stupid? n petty? There, I said it.

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  15. Here's an image of the crab nebula:
    http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_1604.html
    and some info about a supernova:
    http://www.nasa.gov/worldbook/supernova_worldbook.html

    indeed the guy did say we do some research.

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