Thursday, 25 February 2010

HELLON ON K24


Joseph Hellon the jail bird jazz player was on K24 spewing Bible verses and defaming a number of people.
First up was Big Kev whom he says is on his death bed. According to Hellon, Kev's head is filling with blood and is on the verge of dying. Apparently, Big Kev called him on a private line and confessed that he was out to destroy him and that he is sorry.
The saxophonist denied Quincy Timberlake - the dude he endorsed to marry Former KTV news anchor Esther Arunga - has a wife. He claims Quincy's wife, Salome Gideon has been paid to pose as such. Shaking my head.
Another weird statement from the founder of Finger Of God church involved US televangelist Benny Hinn's pending divorce case.
Hellon said with certainty that Suzanne Hinn is planing to come and sue Kenyan media for publishing her divorce story. Hello, unless it's a grand conspiracy, Benny will be a divorcee sooner that Hellon can come up with a manifesto for his 2012 presidential bid.
Just as Jeff Koinange, kept asking Hellon if he is a raving lunatic, Hellon went ahead to say that come 2012, he will be firmly in State House ready to rule Kenya as the president alongside Quincy the as PM and Esther as VP *muffled sniffles* reality TV has never been this good and that he will finance his campaign solo. Thanks to the Pepsi Cola deal coming his way and the December Euro Jazz tour.
Driving an even deeper knife into the strained relationship he has with Esther's parents he said that Esters parents are 'making up for their past mistakes'.
Jesus take the wheel...

5 comments:

  1. Jesus take the wheel for real..

    First: http://www.latimes.com/sns-ap-us-televangelist-divorce,0,736083.story

    Second: Which country is this we are talking about him being an Orezo for?

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  2. Eh! Thanks for the notice. I'm heading to You Tube right now.

    By the way Grace, thanks much for this blog. I don't usually post comments but I just wanted to tell you that your blog allows me to immerse myself into Kenya in a really exciting way.

    Asante!!!!

    -Michelle

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  3. Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grace you are a riot!!!!

    I can't stop laughing.

    That last line from the song... "Jesus take the wheel..." sums it up rather nicely.

    Love Hot Secrets! Love my country! Love my continent!

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  4. Shenzi type! I wanted to slap the hell out of him! i loved the look on Jeff's face. if benny hinn's wife is suing, then surely she'll have to sue all of u.s press. by the way even benny hinn talks about the impending divorce on his website!

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  5. Haha Grace you rule,whatever has taken over Esther? How do you turn against your own family and marry a bleached dude like Quincy???? Nkt! Ata afadhali Malaba ten times!

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