I don’t know how true this is but I like the sound of it...
LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left
will start to moving faster than the one you go to.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, it is never engaged.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for
work because you had a flat tyre,
the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you
know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to your boss that a
Machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.
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